Apple

Funny, that the apple’s a thing of pride

Celestial suicide

All because that dumb bitch lied

And God sighed

Yet Adam tried to remind, but God’s love was blind

Damn, Eden was emptied of human-kind

All because of a girl and her snake

Adam cursed the day he chose to help make

That wretched curse, thus woman’s fate

Is one of repression

Civil obedience, and internal depression

Shouldn’t have eaten the fruit, moral digression

And damn did you make a decision

To go against God and your sole religion

Hark all ye angels, and curse this deaf female

Yes, she bawled and bawled, wail after wail

But it was to no avail

Can we really blame women for their stupidity

They wrap themselves in a cloak of subjectivity

But believe me, they see that they’re not free

Struggling at the rope, bound at the knee

Cursed to trip forever, by a higher decree

All because of Eve

And that fated apple tree